The Book Trunk

The late-great Flann O’Brien (aka Brian O’Nolan, aka Myles na Gopaleen) would, I feel have approved wholeheartedly of Anne Fadiman and her family. The idiosyncratic exponent of the art of Professional Book Handling would have been delighted by their belief that books are there to be read and enjoyed, and that it is quite right for them to look battered and well-used, because the content is more important than the book itself.

Anne’s family, as revealed in Ex Libris, Confessions of a Common Reader, are book handlers par excellence.  They leave open books face down on surfaces, break the spines, turn down the corner of pages, underline passages, and write comments in the margins. Anne’s father used to reduce the weight when reading on planes by tearing pages out as he read them, while her young son eats books.
The book is a beautifully crafted collection of essays on books, reading, language and writing, all originally written for the author’s Ex Libris column in the American magazine, Civilization. And it refutes my theory that one should never believe a book blurb, because it really is ‘witty, enchanting and supremely well written’ – just as The Observer’s Robert McCrum says.

“What a blessing it is to love books. Everybody must love something, and I know of no objects of love that give such unfailing returns as books and a garden.” So says Elizabeth von Arnim, in the Solitary Summer, and I’m sure no-one could disagree. And if you do love books and gardens, this is the perfect book. Curl up somewhere comfortable - in the sun or the shade, whatever suits you best - forget about the weeding and watering, and just enjoy this enchanting book.
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“What a blessing it is to love books. Everybody must love something, and I know of no objects of love that give such unfailing returns as books and a garden.” So says Elizabeth von Arnim, in the Solitary Summer, and I’m sure no-one could disagree. And if you do love books and gardens, this is the perfect book. Curl up somewhere comfortable - in the sun or the shade, whatever suits you best - forget about the weeding and watering, and just enjoy this enchanting book.

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Well, it’s Saturday, so it’s Snapshot Day, and today’s photographs were taken last month, when my Elder Daughter and I were exploring local villages whilst testing her new Sat Nav by deliberately getting lost…

We ended up in Newton Regis, which has connections with not one, but two English kings, and was once known as Newton-in-the-Thistles. there’s a really pretty little pond, but all the ducks were up on dry land! http://chriscross-thebooktrunk.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/saturday-snapshots-in-royal-village.html

I picked up The Good Earth, by Pearl S Buck, in a charity shop, ages and ages ago, because I was curious about the book, which won the Pulitzer Prize in 1932 (I wouldn’t have given it an award - there must have been better novels published that year).  Anyway, I started reading it several times, but kept putting it back on the shelf because I just couldn’t get along with it. To be honest, if it wasn’t for the fact that it was the May choice for the Cornflower Book Club, I don’t think I would ever have finished it. It’s a bit of a puzzle really, because I’ve always been fascinated by China, and I felt as if I should have liked it, but I didn’t enjoy it. But there you are, I can’t like everything. http://chriscross-thebooktrunk.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/chinese-puzzle.html

I picked up The Good Earth, by Pearl S Buck, in a charity shop, ages and ages ago, because I was curious about the book, which won the Pulitzer Prize in 1932 (I wouldn’t have given it an award - there must have been better novels published that year).  Anyway, I started reading it several times, but kept putting it back on the shelf because I just couldn’t get along with it. To be honest, if it wasn’t for the fact that it was the May choice for the Cornflower Book Club, I don’t think I would ever have finished it. It’s a bit of a puzzle really, because I’ve always been fascinated by China, and I felt as if I should have liked it, but I didn’t enjoy it. But there you are, I can’t like everything. http://chriscross-thebooktrunk.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/chinese-puzzle.html

I’ve been to Paris! I love Paris in the Springtime (or any other time) and we wandered around, soaking up the atmosphere and looking at parks and plants, so here are some pictures I took. And we visited Shakespeare and Company, and thought about Hemingway, and Scott Fitzgerald, and all those other  English-speaking writers who made the city their home in the 1920s.http://chriscross-thebooktrunk.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/saturday-snapshots-from-paris.html

I’ve been to Paris! I love Paris in the Springtime (or any other time) and we wandered around, soaking up the atmosphere and looking at parks and plants, so here are some pictures I took. And we visited Shakespeare and Company, and thought about Hemingway, and Scott Fitzgerald, and all those other  English-speaking writers who made the city their home in the 1920s.http://chriscross-thebooktrunk.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/saturday-snapshots-from-paris.html

Housework, as those who know me will confirm, has never been one of my accomplishments, and the Man Of The House is equally unenthusiastic about domestic activities. ‘Lived-in’ is how people describe our home. Or even ‘very lived-in’, uttered somewhat disparagingly as they shift books off the sofa, brush cat hairs off their clothes and stare in horror at the state of our coffee mugs.

So, you may wonder why I have a kind of theme going on with my current Books In Progress pile, and the theme is… HOUSEWORK! It started quite simply when I spotted a Persephone edition of How To Run Your Home Without Help, by Kay Smallshaw 

It tells you everything you need to know about how to be be the perfect housewife 1949 style, and its great fun, packed with information about forgotten chores like blueing and darning!

The pictures are illustrations from the book, and there are more details about it here 

Never believe all you read on a book cover. That’s really all I would like to say about Paul Torday’s Salmon Fishing in the Yemen, but it wouldn’t be much of a review if I stopped there. So, where to start? This was one of my charity shop buys, bought because it had excellent reviews, and because many years ago, when I was a child and we went on holiday to my grandparents in County Donegal, there was a salmon leap in Buncrana, near where they lived.

A quote from the Guardian appears on the back of this edition, proclaiming: “Salmon Fishing is extraordinary indeed, and a triumph.” On the front, the tribute ‘a wonderful novel’ is attributed to Marina Lewycka, author of A Short History of Tractors in the Ukraine, which should have acted as some kind of warning, because I didn’t like that either.

http://chriscross-thebooktrunk.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/never-believe-book-blurb.html 

Never believe all you read on a book cover. That’s really all I would like to say about Paul Torday’s Salmon Fishing in the Yemen, but it wouldn’t be much of a review if I stopped there. So, where to start? This was one of my charity shop buys, bought because it had excellent reviews, and because many years ago, when I was a child and we went on holiday to my grandparents in County Donegal, there was a salmon leap in Buncrana, near where they lived.
A quote from the Guardian appears on the back of this edition, proclaiming: “Salmon Fishing is extraordinary indeed, and a triumph.” On the front, the tribute ‘a wonderful novel’ is attributed to Marina Lewycka, author of A Short History of Tractors in the Ukraine, which should have acted as some kind of warning, because I didn’t like that either.

Somewhat belatedly, today, I think, I’ll take a drink, of lavender water, tinged with pink… accompanied, of course, by a tasty dish, of eggs and buttercups fried with fish - and if that doesn’t give you a clue about the topic under discussion, then you don’t deserve to join the party! For today I’m celebrating Edward Lear’s 200th birthday. And yes, I do know he was born on May 12, 1812, but I failed to finish writing this before setting off on a four-day holiday in Paris (although I did manage to schedule some Saturday Snapshots, and they appeared right on time, which I thought was very clever, as I had never done a ‘timed’ post before).  The picture shows Lear’s own illustration for his nonsense poem, The Owl And The Pussy-Cat. http://chriscross-thebooktrunk.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/lets-drink-lavender-water-tinged-with.html

Somewhat belatedly, today, I think, I’ll take a drink, of lavender water, tinged with pink… accompanied, of course, by a tasty dish, of eggs and buttercups fried with fish - and if that doesn’t give you a clue about the topic under discussion, then you don’t deserve to join the party! For today I’m celebrating Edward Lear’s 200th birthday. And yes, I do know he was born on May 12, 1812, but I failed to finish writing this before setting off on a four-day holiday in Paris (although I did manage to schedule some Saturday Snapshots, and they appeared right on time, which I thought was very clever, as I had never done a ‘timed’ post before).  The picture shows Lear’s own illustration for his nonsense poem, The Owl And The Pussy-Cat. http://chriscross-thebooktrunk.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/lets-drink-lavender-water-tinged-with.html

And now for something completely different: Moors. Not the people you understand, but landscapes – the kind of landscape which, in novels, is invariably menacing, mysterious and moody (I do love a bit of alliteration). My interest was aroused following a walk around a local nature reserve which goes by the rather grand name ‘Warwickshire Moor’, but is not at all how I imagine a moor should be. It’s not high land, and there are no billowing waves of heather, no crags and rocky outcrops, and no bogs – though it is very muddy.

It’s just a small patch, on the edge of the town, and the railway runs alongside, but it has its own beauty. The River Anker runs through it, and there are little pools and scrapes, and all kinds of grasses and reeds, and rather scrubby looking trees. The Man of the House and I had a wander there because I’ve set my heart on being a ‘home tourist’ and exploring the area where we live. Anyway, it set me thinking about the way moors are portrayed in literature. http://chriscross-thebooktrunk.blogspot.co.uk/

I have discovered the perfect career – as a Professional Book-Handler. I will offer my services, as recommended by the late, great Flann O’Brien, to make new books looks old. After all, I have had plenty of experience, and am a dab hand at creating dog-eared pages, creased spines, and dubious stains. I have an unlimited supply of bus and train tickets, receipts, and old bills which could be used as bookmarks (I once shook a £5 note out of a library book when I returned it, along with a hairgrip and a piece of ribbon). Crinkles and wrinkles caused by reading in the bath would be no problem, and for a small remuneration scribbled notes could be scrawled in the margins, along with any underlining that may be considered necessary.

For those of you who have no idea what I am talking about, Book-Handling (or Bookhandlung) is one of the funniest pieces written by Flann O’Brien in his column in the Irish Times. It is a gloriously zany assault on people who stuff their homes with books they have never read, and probably never will – the kind of wall-to-wall decoration so loved by interior designers. You can find this piece in The Best of Myles, a collection of his work (which is very funny, and very witty) by Flann O’Brien. 

The picture on the left shows one of my early efforts to make a book look old and well-used. The picture on the right shows some of my tattered, battered books. http://chriscross-thebooktrunk.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/i-want-to-be-book-handler.html